QR’s Lacy Oatmeal Miami Draw Analysis

by queridorafa

I missed a golden–or should I say greenen–opportunity yesterday to use St. Patrick’s Day as the theme for my Miami draw analysis. Shamrocks (Rafa), leprechauns (Lleyton Hewitt), corned beef (Fer)…the possibilities were endless. Luckily, today is also a very important holiday: National Lacy Oatmeal Cookie Day. I personally prefer my oatmeal cookies blob-like and oozing with chocolate chips, but it’s always good to try new things, right? Right. Kind of like Rafa will be doing when he wins Miami…

In  his opening round, Rafa faces Lleyton Hewitt or Robin Haase. It shouldn’t really matter because Rafa should crush either/both of them because Lleyton Hewitt is well past his prime and Haase is not remotely in the same league as Rafa (except the time they went to 5 at Wimbledon. Then Haase was slightly in Rafa’s league). Rafa should then proceed to crush everybody in the proceeding succeeding successive progressive rounds because he’s the best player in the world and lacy oatmeal cookies don’t mess around.

In conclusion, I’m really glad that I held off on my enough-with-the-tennis-playeR-selFie rant last week…  

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